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Indigo Finamore and Manae Hammond, of Chicago-based power duo Oux, fell in love when they became bandmates.

Close-knit queer DIY music scene serves as experimental space

February 6, 2020

Manae Hammond softly kissed Indigo Finamore’s shoulder, sitting inches away, gazing and smiling as she intently listened to Finamore describe the couple’s dynamic, not only in their relationship but...

Erotic audio content helps followers find their sweet spot without a partner on site

Erotic audio content helps followers find their sweet spot without a partner on site

February 6, 2020

For nearly 30 minutes, the sound of fingers clacking away on a computer keyboard plays on a recording. Every once in a while, a soft male voice comes in, breathing erotically or sometimes offering qui...

A guide to sex for environmental nuts (pun intended)

A guide to sex for environmental nuts (pun intended)

By Alexandra Yetter, Editor-in-Chief

February 6, 2020

Shower sex, food play and leather toys may all make for an exciting way to spice up your sex life, but they are also killing the planet. When you really stop to think about it, there are a lot of ways intercours...

SATIRE: Blaise Mesa’s lost ‘MTV Cribs’ audition tape

April 1, 2019

Long before his time at The Chronicle, Managing Editor Blaise Mesa attempted to earn his rise to spotlight on "MTV Cribs." While we will never know what could have been, The Chronicle scoured its countless...

SATIRE: Columbia resident gives tour of his new tent

April 1, 2019

Due to a shortage of housing, Columbia now allows students to live in the Graffiti Room in The Dwight, 642 S. Clark St. In order to reduce costs, the residents live in tents.

SATIRE: The real reason the Jonas Brothers are back

SATIRE: The real reason the Jonas Brothers are back

April 1, 2019

Fresh off a plane from India, the Jonas Brothers headed to the studio for the first time in six years following Nick Jonas’ lavish wedding to Actress and Pageant Queen Priyanka Chopra. What has been...

SATIRE: Cutting resources has serious benefits

SATIRE: Cutting resources has serious benefits

April 1, 2019

The college has been cutting resources left and right for years, much to the chagrin of most students at the college. But here at The Chronicle, we see the upside of these ... adjustments. Here is our l...

SATIRE: Celebrities at Columbia be like...

SATIRE: Celebrities at Columbia be like…

April 1, 2019

Cardi B: Carbon Boron The Scientist Cardi B [Boron] is an Art and Materials Conservation major determined to find the cure for cancer. She takes mostly science classes each semester because she...

SATIRE: Comedy writing and performance deemed 'most popular and promising' major

SATIRE: Comedy writing and performance deemed ‘most popular and promising’ major

April 1, 2019

Incoming freshmen for Fall 2019 are gravitating toward Columbia’s most successful major: comedy writing and performance. According to a survey on annual income, alumni from the past five ...

SATIRE: Chris Harrison to deliver and receive the final rose

SATIRE: Chris Harrison to deliver and receive the final rose

April 1, 2019

ABC announced the final season of “The Bachelor” will air after Hannah “Beast” Brown’s season of "The Bachelorette" and long-time host, Chris Harrison, will be the final contestant. In 2...

SATIRE: Chronicle Investigation: 33 E. Ida B. Wells couch missing

SATIRE: Chronicle Investigation: 33 E. Ida B. Wells couch missing

April 1, 2019

The couch in the second-floor women's bathroom of the 33 E. Ida B. Wells Drive Building is missing. Yes, it is true: the musty, stained furniture is gone. But two important questions remain: Where is the co...

The Chronicle's office, 33 E. Ida B. Wells Drive, has had paranormal activity since 2009.

SATIRE: The Chronicle did not call Ghostbusters

April 1, 2019

After years of haunting incidents in The Chronicle office, the staff finally agreed to bring in an exorcist. Staff complained of computers randomly turning off, flickering lights, mysterious keyboard...

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