‘What are your kinks?’
February 9, 2016
Porn can be found anywhere and everywhere. Whether it is the more “vanilla” porn or something with a bit of leather and toys, most adults have seen a porno at some point.
Dig a little deeper into the dark recesses of the Internet, and the result is surprising, e.g. slave Leia and Jabba the Hutt doing the deed.
The Chronicle staff curated a list of the more rare genres of porn they have come across willingly or by chance.
Fan Fiction Porn:
Whether you’re a fan of “Teen Wolf,” Wonder Woman or Harry Styles, the Internet is full of smutty stories depicting fan favorites with other people from their universe, celebrities or original characters created by the author.
Some of the “normal” fan fictions have the realistic “person meets another person and then they bang” storyline. The themed fan fiction smut for those with more alternative kinks or specific wants include works with “mpreg,” or male pregnancy; those in which one of the characters is a ghost; hybrid, aka a person who is half-cat with a real tail and fuzzy ears; and ABO—alpha, beta, omega dynamics—in which characters exhibit certain characteristics of wolves or werewolves including having heats.
These works are written and posted on sites like ArchiveOfOurOwn.com by people with a little bit of time on their hands and a vast imagination for individuals who want to read about Sherlock Holmes and John Watson getting it on.
Anime Porn:
Ever felt sexually attracted to Raye Penber from “Death Note”? If so, you may have to take a shot at watching anime porn, commonly referred to
as “hentai.”
This genre of porn originated in Japan and may look the same but is very different. Anime means “animation” in Japanese, so it’s basically just cartoon series set in Japan. Meanwhile its darker twin, hentai—short for “perverse sexual desire” in Japanese—is straight up porn; cartoon porn that is.
It is up to you to decide whether you are ready to go down that path.
Celebrity Look-Alike Porn:
If you have ever had a sexy dream about one of your favorite celebrities or just wanted to see a certain celebrity get down and dirty, then celebrity look-alike porn might be for you, since, you probably will not be able to find porn starring your actual celebrity crushes. But do not worry because there are plenty of look-alike porn stars.
For every celebrity, there is a porn star look-alike—even Oprah Winfrey has one. Celebrity look-alike porn does not always have to star entertainment celebrities but can also star look-alikes for public figures, like Sarah Palin or Barack Obama.
So, whether politics or pop culture turns you on, you can definitely find what you are looking for with celebrity look-alike porn.
Comedy Porn:
For those who love to laugh as much as they love to get off, this genre of porn should be next in queue. This can be porn that intentionally uses comedy to entertain or porn that is so far from reality that it becomes funnier than it is sexy. Sites like efukt.com compile clips from both types of comedy porn to make your viewing experience easier.
Notable parodies include pornos of famous movies and shows. “SpongeBob SquarePants,” “Scooby-Doo,” ‘90s sitcom “Friends” and fantasy pornography, which relies on unconventional premises—like being an alien or pirate—tend to be both humorous and erotic.
Basically, anything you think is funny comes in an X-rated format, so you don’t even have to give up your sense of humor while masturbating.
Vomit Porn:
Japan is the origin of some of the most beautiful culture, like vomit porn.
Also known as emetophilia, vomit porn is one of the many sexual fetishes, that have not made the jump between cultures. While bukkake, tentacles and chikan have made relatively stable transitions into Western society, vomit porn has been thrown (up) to the wayside.
Just imagine your most “vanilla,” run-of-the-mill pornography—two people, either about to have or in the process of having sex. Now imagine you insert vomiting into that. It has transcended the bounds of normal pornography and become the glorious work of art that only Japan could export.